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 When I Come To My Senses, I'm Alive!Annex Theatre produced my second full length play as part of its 2010 season, and the script is now posted here. When I Come To My Senses, I'm Alive! is a near-future sci-fi story about a woman who invents a method for podcasting her emotions; but publishing digital versions of her emotions to the internet has unexpected consequences amongst the botnets of the world... More » interlace [falling star]Annex Theatre produced my first full length play as part of its 2008 season:interlace [falling star]More »  Fire Sleep With MeAn adventure vacation takes a turn for the unexpected in this romantic comedy. YES I CAN WRITE ROMCOMS, SHUT UP. (A 14/48 play.) More » Sending A Message"I'm building a time machine so that I can go back in time and kill Judy Garland." (A 14/48 play.) More » What Are You Doing Right Now?Can Facebook soften the heart of a die hard curmudgeon, and draw her out of her shell? You are invited to find out, in this unexpected (for me, at least) romantic comedy. Also, poke. (A 14/48 play.) More » Sudden InexpressibleExplorers deep below the surface of the Earth discover an unexpected treasure left behind by a long dead civilization - but getting it back to the surface is a profound challenge in more ways than one. (A 14/48 play.) More » That Doesn't Sound Right At AllElvis is back on Earth - for just fifteen minutes. That means just one chance to say the thing he always meant to say. But he wasn't counting on the detour to Pamela's apartment... More » ContactIt is the year four hundred thousand... and twelve. The deep space exploration ship Destiny is over 500 years into its mission to chart unknown regions of space. Thanks to nanoengines implanted in their stomachs, the crew will survive indefinitely, as a steady stream of nanoswarms simulate the intake of proteins and nutrients, and engage in constant cellular maintenance and repair. It is a form of technical immortality, given only to those intrepid voyagers who are destined to discover what lies beyond our galaxy. Pause. It is also incredibly fucking boring. More » The MiragePrinces do not sweep in via email and magically deliver 30% of a large amount of cash directly into your purse for you to spend on gold-plated mansions on the moon. They might, however, magically deliver a bit of missing romance. More » Club RulesUnrequited love lurks under the surface as the secret counsel meeting of the Mighty Ünderground Midnight Prankster Squad is officially convened. More » Deep TroubleIt's a special night in the afterlife, as Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy await their final judgment from St. Peter. More » Dream SequenceDo you remember when you used to dream about getting away from that nine to five grind, when you dreamt about a life that exceeded your cubicle and whatever excuse you currently have for a career? Do you remember that dream, about a life that was completely extraordinary or at the very least unusual, and things would happen that you couldn't explain and they would be interesting and remarkable, do you remember that dream? Or did you ever wake up from that dream? More » SpiderwebOn the Internet, no one knows you're a tortured soul looking for love - except your imaginary friends on IRC. More » This Play Is BoringMark Hamill, star of Star Wars and Corvette Summer, introduces you to the world's most boring woman. More » Leaving The NestThere's trouble in the Satan household when daughter Lilith wants to take someone from across the tracks to prom. (A 14/48 play.) More » The Learning CurveIt's Competition Busking at the Olympics: The French pulled out a surprising early lead, fielding a dark horse team that included a comedian, a violinist, and a caricature artist who only works with pig's blood. Then out of nowhere, we saw the Argentineans leap to the front with their team of a naughty snake charmer, a tricycle stunt-rider, and a folk-dancing economist. If the Americans are going to place in this event, they've really got to turn up the heat. (A 14/48 play.) More » The Chaos AffairA bicycle messenger delivers a strange package to hapless Martin: a divine artifact called The Voice of the 72 Names, which has inscribed upon it God's phone number - direct dial, no extension. Needless to say, hijinks ensue. More » Midnight, Hotel Mystery GrooveThomas gets more than he bargained for when he rescues his girlfriend Jessica from a cult. Turns out she wasn't just a victim... More » Café Dans Way Le Fuck Out En Nowhere MiddleuxA Burning Man installation / performance piece: a nice little table and chairs, set up like a two top in a nice restaurant, with a beautiful tablecloth, nice plates and silver and two wine glasses, two candles with electric bulbs, and two menus with a script that we had written; each person got sides to read, so if you happened across this installation while wandering the open playa, you'd get an opportunity to do a scene with your friend. More » The Importance of Being Fucked UpA one-man show I performed once upon a time. Part of an ongoing theatrical series "Angst – It's What's For Breakfast," this show is a searing and hysterical romp, featuring a wide range of spastic characters attempting to answer that musical question: "Huh? What?" More » Thon! (or Attack of the Clones!)Welcome back once again to the lovely Tony Danza Memorial Palisade Theatre in gorgeous downtown Santa Helvetica, California, for more of this year’s annual Maxwell Beep Intellectual Dystrophy Association Telethon! We’re entering our four thousand eight hundred and fifty-second hour of consecutive broadcasting and fund-raising, and it’s all thanks to you… well, you and those giant vats of speed backstage. More » The Principia Discordia LIVE!An adaptation for the stage of the original Principia Discordia by Malaclypse the Younger. In this version, Discordianism is presented in terms of strict social constructionism, with nods to the economic underpinnings that brought about cultural unrest in the late '50s such that neo-phenomenological treatises like the Principia could take serious root amongst the disaffected privileged of Western civilization. No, really. More » Desolation GamesIn the mid-'90s, I was commissioned by a midwestern production company to write the script for an independent film, with the following restrictions: a) use a very small cast, b) use primarily a single location, and c) try to incorporate a connection ... More » The Short Play BrigadeA series of incredibly stupid little plays. We meant to perform them at Burning Man, but you know how it is; sometimes Burning Man just isn't interested in your little "art project." More » Radioactive BlueFrom a solitary hotel room, Billy attempts to coordinate the release of a drug called Radioactive Blue across the country. Will he succeed in bringing about mass hallucinations in the populace at large - or will his girlfriend Molly bring his plans crashing down? A radio play featuring Antero Alli and Paco Xander Nathan. More » WEDDING! The MusicalContrary to popular belief, we did not make up WEDDING! The Musical in a drunken haze one night. Rather, we worked from this script, which has been helpfully annotated to show all you the places where we ripp-- er, paid homage to a number of our favorite pop culture icons. More » |
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