Short Attention Span Fiction

Razor giggles

Date: Fri, 28 Oct 1994 20:55:05 -0500 (CDT)

Nobody had ever seen anything like this roller coaster, of course, because this roller coaster was constructed out of LIVING PEOPLE... And as we came over the first giant hill, the screams of dozens of hapless theme park employees-cum-roller-coaster-tracks filling the air below us as our red and green car climbed over their twisted, entwined bodies, Louise looked over and said, "Yup, I really think I'm gonna puke this time..."